There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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