Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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