i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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