I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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