Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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