Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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