oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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