my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dignity is for republicans.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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