How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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