Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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