that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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