I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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