...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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