just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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