I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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