If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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