Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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