yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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