did you get engaged???
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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