I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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