Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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