Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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