Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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