we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
