you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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