ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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