People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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