well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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