Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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