Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
