I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you traded sex for a burrito?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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