You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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