FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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