.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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