the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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