so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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