I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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