I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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