yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So squirting runs in the family.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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