Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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