Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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