I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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