what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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