the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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