there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I lost the right to judge tonight
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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