it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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