Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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