I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
