Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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