i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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