I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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